...cannot be counted I think, way back when, I actually printed it out and carried it around in a folder to show my friends (along with a bunch of HP crackfics) so we could giggle all the way home from school. But now I will just fave it.
Oh my gosh!! I cried at the silent rageful fart part!! And I could barely type properly because I was laughing so hard!! I think you're funnier than Neil--don't tell him I said that though! Oh man! I had actual tears falling down my cheeks!! This was sooo funny!